*pauses while stuffing my face with the chocolates I got for my birthday* What's that? Time for a ROW80 update, you say? Very well...
I decided this morning that I didn't want to spend the whole day writing my dumb conference paper (I'm so sick of looking at it that it's not funny), so I spent a few hours working on my novella. Though I didn't make
that much progress on the word count front (no more than 400-500 words), I did manage to actually finish the third chapter. Well, a first draft of it, anyway; I know that as soon as I reread it I'm going to want to pull it all to bits. So I now have the prologue, epilogue, chapters 1-3 and 8 completed, as well as random slabs of other chapters. After I hand in my conference paper (which is due tomorrow), I'm planning to spend another few hours on my novella, but after that I'll be working on my narrative assignment and I won't get much time to write again for a week.
Also, I got my results back for my conference paper presentation last Thursday: 95% High Distinction. This was a pleasant surprise, since I normally don't do brilliantly at any public speaking things. I'm one of those people who gets nervous talking in front of large groups of people and ends up speaking too fast, turning what was planned to be a 20 minute presentation into 10 minutes of horrified gabbling, interspersed with the occasional vague gesture at the slides. Add this to the fact that my presentation was fraught with mishaps and I'm surprised I didn't just have a breakdown in the middle of it, though I at least managed to get a few laughs from the class. I have included some choice quotes from the ordeal:
"I've examined the background literature and proposed a new method of looking at the issue." BANG! "And for your entertainment, I also hired a bird to smash into the window."
*after PowerPoint crashed for the third time in as many minutes* "This is why we don't pay for software, kids!"
"Many people don't like eBooks because they prefer the feel and smell of a paperback book. Though if they're the sort of person who makes a habit of sniffing books, I'd say they have bigger issues in life to worry about."
*responding to student asking how I made my diagram* "Yes, it was all very technical. I made a picture. Out of squares."
Anyway, I still have to finish writing the conference paper. It's been one of those assignments where I don't really know what I'm doing, so I've just been sort of winging it and hoping for the best. My word count for it is fluctuating because I keep writing stuff and then deleting stuff. At the moment I'm at about 1,200. It's meant to be between 2,000 and 3,000, but with all the background crap I have to put in, I'll most likely be nudging at the upper end of that limit. Which means I have to write more... *sigh* Once it's finished, I'll also be submitting it to some academic conferences, though since most of this year's deadlines have lapsed, even if it does get accepted, it won't be published until next year.
Ah well. Back to work I go!
*resumes chocolate-gutsing*
Judgemental Dog is happy, at least for the moment...

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